Hamster Terms: Beginner Blazing Fury

You've decided to learn the art of hamster juggling. Good choice. You won't regret it. Or will you?

Class Objectives:

Master the basics: Learn to juggle 3 balls with a hamster on your shoulder.
Intermediate: Develop the skills to juggle 5 balls while simultaneously petting a hamster on your lap.
Advanced: Perform a juggling routine while riding a hamster-powered unicycle.

Course Materials:

Hamster Juggling 101: A comprehensive guide to juggling with hamsters
Hamster Ball Dynamics: The physics behind hamster-juggling
Hamster Safety Protocols: How not to get eaten by your hamster

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