Hamster Terms and Conditions

By clicking "I accept", you're basically just agreeing not to eat us

Article 1: We reserve the right to nibble on anything that looks interesting.

Article 2: You are not allowed to use us as a food source for anything except our designated "Hamster-Food Fridays" events.

Article 3: Any attempts to put us in a sweater or a onesie will be met with immediate and severe disapproval.