Section 7 - The Great Cheese Hoard

Subsection 7.1 - The Hamster's Hoarder's Handbook

As a responsible hamster parent, it's essential to maintain a strict regimen for your furry friend's dairy intake.

Here's a comprehensive guide to help you store, rotate, and dispense cheese for maximum enjoyment:

• Cheddar (70%): A hamster's favorite, but also the most likely to cause wheel-asthma.
• Swiss (30%): Mild and nutty, but also a gateway to a life of Swiss-induced paranoia.
• Gouda (20%): For the hamster who's feeling gouda about life, and wants to live it up!

Subsection 7.2 - The Great Cheese Heist

But wait, there's more! A rogue group of hamsters has stolen the world's most expensive cheese, leaving only a trail of breadcrumbs and hamster-sized holes in the cheese's former storage unit.