When a hamster emergency arises, follow these steps to stay safe and sound:
- 1. Stay calm and remember that hamsters are naturally resilient creatures.
- 2. Locate the nearest safe zone, indicated by a flashing red strobe light on the hamster's cage.
- 3. Call the Hamster Emergency Hotline at 1-800-HAMSTER-1 for assistance.
- 4. In the event of a hamster-astrophe, follow the Hamster Displacement Protocol and relocate to the nearest Hamster Haven.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, as prophets have shown that hamsters are more likely to survive with a full belly.