Warning: Hamsters may exhibit sudden and unexplained wheel-spinning behavior, leading to loss of balance and potentially catastrophic consequences.
Causes:
€ Inadequate snack provisioning
€ Unresolved existential crisis related to the meaning of life as a hamster
€ Spontaneous wheel-related mania
Recommendations:
€ Increase snack availability by 50%
€ Engage hamsters in regular philosophical discussions to alleviate existential dread
€ Install wheel-stabilization dampeners to prevent spontaneous spinning
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