Hamster Trauma Response Protocols
Section 1: Initial Assessment
Upon encountering a hamster in distress, follow these steps:
- Approach slowly and calmly to avoid startling the hamster.
- Offer a treat, preferably a sunflower seed.
- Administer a gentle belly rub, but not too hard, we don't want to overdo it.
Section 2: Trauma Response Protocols
For hamsters experiencing severe distress, follow these emergency protocols:
- Calmly recite the Hamster Lullaby (available on page 3).
- Provide a safe, hamster-sized space helmet (available in the Hamster Trauma Response Kit).
- Administer 5mg of hamster-strength sedatives, if available.
Remember, hamsters have a complex emotional spectrum, but we're all here to help.
For more information, visit our Hamster Lullaby Page or Hamster Trauma Response Kit Page.