We're glad you're here! This is the part of the site where we tell you what happens when you see or suspect something fishy going on in the hamster kingdom.
Our hamster whistleblower policy is simple: if you see something, say something. If you smell something, tell someone. If you hear something, shout it from the rooftops (or at least, the cage tops). We're all about transparency, because let's be real, hamsters are a sneaky bunch.
Here are some examples of things that might make you think, "Wait, is this hamster up to something?
And don't even get us started on hamsters who use their cute little hamster faces to manipulate you into getting them more food.
Just click the big red button below and we'll take care of the rest.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try directly contacting our hamster overlords.