Article I: General Clauses
By accessing or using this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to be bound by these terms and conditions.
- Hamsters reserve the right to be cute and fluffy, even when you're having a bad day.
- Hamsters will not be held responsible for any damage caused by excessive squeaking, nibbling, or hairballs.
- You agree to provide hamsters with an endless supply of carrots and cheese.
Article II: Specific Provisions
By enlisting with us, you agree to the following:
- To participate in at least one wheel-running session per day.
- To provide a safe and hamster-proofed environment for our furry friends.
- To not touch or disturb any hamster in the presence of a hamster whisperer.