Warning: Do not approach the Cursed Toaster of Chaos. Its toast will drive you insane!
But if you're feeling brave, click here to face your fears.
Or, if you're not, click here to run away.
Or, if you're just really into toast, click here to hear some toast-themed short stories.
Disclaimer: The Cursed Toaster of Chaos is not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential dread, or toast-related stress.