Where the rhythms of reason and sanity are shattered by the unbridled beats of our expertly trained dance instructors.
Our mission is to guide you through the void of confusion, into the maelstrom of creativity.
Learn to dance on tables and undergo sonic surgery with us.
We also offer a free soup with every lesson, because, let's be real, you'll probably need it.
We accept all major currencies, and also chickens.
Don't forget to follow us on ChaosBook for updates on our most recent dance-related catastrophes.
Or, if you're feeling really lost, just contact us and we'll try our best to guide you back to the brink of chaos.
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