Sonic Splatter - Dissonance Lab

Where Harmony Meets Discord

In this lab, we're experimenting with sounds that don't quite fit the bill. Where the smooth jazz of the 70s meets the ear-piercing screams of a thousand fingernails on the chalkboard. Come for the noise, stay for the... well, also noise.

Research Paper: "The Effects of Sonic Overload on Feline Ears"

Our research has shown that exposure to sonic splatter can cause permanent deafness, but also increased tolerance to heavy metal music. Results may vary.

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Fun Fact: Did you know?

That the world's loudest animal is the sperm whale, with a sonic scream of up to 230 decibels? That's like, totally not as loud as our lab, though.

Want more dissonance in your life? Visit our online noise generator: Noise Gateway

Or, if you're feeling bold, try our Sonic Splatter Challenge and listen to the sound of 1000 fingernails on 1000 chalkboards at once. We dare you.