As you enter this haunted mansion of horrors, you'll encounter:
Spinning, twirling, and flipping terror
Jumping, jostling, and jolting terror
Tunnel vision, vertigo, and existential dread
Welcome, thrill-seekers!
Are you ready to scream, laugh, and question the sanity of our engineers?
Then buckle up and get ready for the most unpredictable, unpredictable, and utterly unpredictable ride of your life!
As you enter this haunted mansion of horrors, you'll encounter:
Spinning, twirling, and flipping terror
Jumping, jostling, and jolting terror
Tunnel vision, vertigo, and existential dread