Long Meetings 101

Welcome, young meeting enthusiasts! Are you tired of meetings that are too short, too boring, and not long enough? Look no further than Long Meetings 101!

Lesson 1: The Art of Dragging Out a Meeting

Learn the secrets of turning any meeting into a marathon, not a sprint! From the ancient art of asking unnecessary questions to the subtle art of nodding off, we'll cover it all.

Lessons

Lectures

Lesson 2: Meeting Etiquette: The Fine Art of Fidgeting

Master the delicate dance of tapping your pen on the table, checking your watch, and whispering to your phone without getting caught.

Advanced Fidgeting Techniques

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