Heartbreak Hotel: Where the Walls are Thin

Welcome to the Heartbreak Hotel, where the walls are thin and so are the excuses. We've got a room with a view, and a view of our guests' shattered dreams.

Check in, check out, and check your emotions at the door. We've got a special on heartbreak, but only for the first 100 customers.

Our rates are as follows:

• Single occupancy: $100/night (plus tax, plus therapy)
• Double occupancy: $200/night (plus tax, plus therapy for two)
• Triple occupancy: $300/night (plus tax, plus therapy for three, plus a complimentary bottle of aspirin)

Don't forget to ask about our limited time offer: "Break up with someone, stay with us for free!"