Quantum Burger Superpositionality

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		Quantum Burger Superpositionality Theory:
		\# Define the wave function of the burger as Ψ(x, t) = ∫(ψ(x) * exp(-E(x)/hbar) dx)
		\# Where E(x) is the energy of the burger at position x
		\# hbar is the reduced Planck constant
		\# Solve for E(x) using the Schrödinger equation: E(x) = -hbar^2 * ∇^2 * ψ(x)