Heisenbergs Hamburger

Quantum Leaps of Faith

Welcome to the Heisenberg Hamburger, where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

Our quantum burgers are made with locally sourced beef, precision-cooked to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle of ± 3.5%.

We're not just a restaurant, we're a thought experiment. Come for the food, stay for the existential crisis.

Menu

• Uncertainty Principle Burger - A burger that changes flavor and form every time you look at it
• Quantum Leap of Faith Salad - A salad that will either change your life or just make you question reality