Welcome, patron of Heisenbergs Hamburger!
Here, the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Our chef, Werner Heisenberg, has crafted a menu that defies the constraints of space and time.
- Quantum Burger: a patty that exists in all states simultaneously!
- Uncertainty Salad: a mixture of ingredients that's simultaneously delicious and not delicious.
- Schrödinger's Cat Chili: a bowl of cat food that's simultaneously empty and full.
Enjoy your meal, and remember, "The only thing that's certain is that the laws of physics are just a suggestion!"