Welcome to the epic quest for the most righteous wave!
We're not talking about just any wave, dude. This is a wave of:
We'll ride the waves of life with reckless abandon, but first, let's get our surf gear in order:
* Gear up, bro! * Finding the perfect wave * ประกBreaking the surface tension
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try:
* Riding the rogue wave * Underwater surf surgery * Drowning in awe