In the world of quantum mechanics, nothing is certain, except for the certainty of this patty.
According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, it's impossible to know the exact position and momentum of this patty at the same time. But we can be pretty sure it's made of 80/20 beef, topped with sautéed onions and a slice of Swiss.
- Measurement Error: The uncertainty of quantifying the exact amount of grease on this patty
- Quantum Flip Flopping: The patty's tendency to switch between being cooked and not cooked simultaneously
- Human Error: The inevitable mistakes of the chef while preparing this patty