Help Me, Please | The Official Help Desk of Desperation

Why are things so hard?!

We're glad you're here. It means you've reached the end of your rope and are ready to throw in the towel.

Common Issues:

• Issue 1: My Cat Ate My Computer
• Issue 2: The Internet Is Slow
• Issue 3: I Lost My Password (Again)

Uncommon Issues:

• Issue 4: The Cat Ate My Favorite Sock
• Issue 5: The Sky Is Falling (Literally)

Don't worry, we have solutions for these too. Sort of.

Or, at the very least, we have some mildly useful advice.

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