Are you tired of living in a world where every decision is a 0 or 1? Do you yearn for the simplicity of binary code, the elegance of Boolean logic? Then welcome to 1-bit Woes, the land of bit-based bureaucracy.
Here you can find:
Don't worry, it's not all bad. In our world, the government has implemented the Binary Welfare Act, which guarantees every citizen at least one free bit of information per month. It's a start.
But be warned: the binary divide is growing. The Binary Separation Anxiety is real, and it's tearing our world apart.
Stay tuned for updates on the latest in binary news, and remember: in a world of 1s and 0s, the line between truth and lies is always blurred.