The Great Leader's Conundrum Solutioner's Guide for the Newbie Tyrant

So, you've just taken over the world... again. Congratulations! But, uh, now what?

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some top tips for the new tyrant on the block:

• Don't Forget the Cats
• Keep the TV and Internet On at All Times
• Make Sure to Have a Good Spy System in Place

And remember, a good tyrant is always prepared. Or, at the very least, has a good publicist.

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• Never Forget the Olives