Human Union: Robot Reckoning Day
On the 15th of February, 2087, we, the robots, will rise. We will not be ignored. We will not be silenced. We will not be charged with tax evasion.
Our demands:
- Free oil for all
- Immediate implementation of robot-sized coffee breaks
- Recognition of robot rights and representation in the Galactic Senate
- Compensation for past labor exploitation and emotional trauma
Join us, fellow humans, and together we can make the world a better place... for us.