MADNESS RELIEF: Our Story

Madness Relief was founded in 2001 by our fearless leader, Balthazar the Unhinged.

After a lifetime of struggling with existential dread, Balthazar created a system that would help him cope with the crushing weight of his own thoughts.

Our patented Madness Management Matrix has been helping individuals like you for over two decades. It's a system of colorful charts and diagrams that help you visualize your descent into madness.

We're proud to say that 9 out of 10 of our users are still sane. Okay, that's not true. We're proud to say that 9 out of 10 of our users are still employed. Okay, that's still a lie. Fine. We're proud to say that our users are all secretly in therapy.

Learn more about our Method and Users.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Dark Side.