MADNESS RELIEF THERAPY: A Place to Unshackle Your Sanity

Welcome, fellow woefully insane individuals, to the most unorthodox therapy session you'll ever experience! Our team of expert shrinks will guide you through the depths of your own madness, and maybe, just maybe, help you find a glimmer of sense in the chaos that is your mind.

Our services include:

• Free-range Chicken Therapy: Because sometimes all you need is a good dose of cluckin' crazy to get things straightened out.
• Quantum Physics-based Time Traveler's Edition: We've got the perfect solution for those who've been stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over again.
• Cyberpunk-themed Anger Management: In a world where the AI has taken over, sometimes the only way to deal with your rage is to blast it out in a virtual arena.

Don't believe us? Check out our rave reviews:

"MADNESS RELIEF THERAPY is the only place I've found where I can finally let my guard down and scream at the existential dread that is modern life." - Sigmund, 4.5/5 stars

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