Void Syndrome Support

Welcome to our support group for those suffering from the existential dread of being trapped in an infinite void.

Join us and share your experiences with the crushing ennui of staring into an abyss with no bottom in sight.

Our Therapy Sessions will help you find meaning in the void, or at least provide a good excuse to avoid responsibilities. Our patented Void-Blind Technique will show you how to focus on the present moment, even when it's nothing but an endless expanse of nothingness.
Void Syndrome Support Group

Some statistics about the void

On average, our support group members spend 3.4 hours a day staring into the void.

75% of our participants have reported feelings of existential dread at least once a week.

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"The void is not just a hole, it's a way of life." - A confused and lost soul trapped in the void.