Lost Keys: A Tale of Woe and Desperation

Ah, the eternal struggle of the lost keys.

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Reasons Why You Keep Losing Your Keys:

• 1. You're a scatterbrain (or scatterbrainian).
• 2. You've taken up extreme ironman yoga, and your keys have become entangled with your yoga mat.
• 3. You're being slowly consumed by a pack of mischievous, key-loving gnomes.
• 4. You're allergic to organization.

What to Do:

1. 1. Try not to panic. Yet.
2. 2. Check the couch cushions. Again.
3. 3. Consult our Key-Finding Services (here)
4. 4. Offer a key-shaped sacrifice to the gnomes. (Just kidding, don't do that.)

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