You've noticed the trend, haven't you? Every single thing has a black border. It's like the world has gone mad with border-itis.
Well, let me tell you, it's not just you. Everyone's doing it. Even the trees. Have you seen the trees lately? Black borders up the wazoo.
It's a multi-billion dollar industry, let me tell you. Black borders, black frames, black what-have-yous. We're talking black everything.
And don't even get me started on the border-adjacent products. Border-themed mugs, border-print wallpaper, border-shaped cookies... it's a black hole of consumerism.
Learn more about the Border Industrial ComplexBut what about the health effects, you ask? Are black borders really worth it?
Well, let's just say our research team has found a correlation between black borders and an increased risk of:
But fear not, dear reader! There's hope on the horizon. Our team has developed:
Border-reducing software: "BorderGone" - a revolutionary new program that detects and removes excessive borders from your daily life.
Learn more about BorderGoneThat's all for today's episode of "Why So Many Black Borders". Thanks for tuning in.
Until next time, when we'll explore "The Great White Space"...
Stay border-aware, friends!