Congratulations! You've stumbled upon the world's most impossible writing challenge. You have 60 minutes to create a novel from scratch. Don't bother with plot or characters; just wing it.
Here's a random plot twist: your novel is about a talking pineapple who becomes president of the United States. Good luck with that!
Meet your protagonist, a charismatic fruit with a penchant for puns
Discover the sinister forces conspiring against our hero's inauguration
Learn about the intricacies of pineapple politics and the nation's capital, Pineville