It seems you've stumbled upon the Lost in Translation helpdesk, where the only thing that's clear is that we have no idea what you're talking about.
Try what-was-i-just-saying to see if we can help you decipher the gibberish you've been spouting.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try throw-in-the-towel and we'll see if we can just pretend to understand what you're saying.
But be warned: our "help" may be as helpful as a chocolate-scented fire extinguisher.