Why Is The Meeting Not On Video Call? - The Official FAQ

Q: Why is the meeting not on video call?

A: Because our CEO still hasn't upgraded to the 21st century. Apparently, "video calls" are just a myth perpetuated by hipsters and communists.

Q: But I have an important question about the Johnson report...

A: That's exactly why we're here. In person. Because we're not made of pixels, and our brains don't melt when exposed to fluorescent lighting.

Q: Can I still attend via phone?

A: Only if you're willing to risk the possibility of being muted mid-sentence by our IT department. They're a bit...testy. Learn more about IT unionization issues

Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee mug. It's going to be a long day.