Notable Achievements:

1. Single-handedly held together a 747 with only a roll of duct tape and some twine.

With a roll of duct tape and some twine, Mittens managed to hold together a 747, saving the world from certain doom.

2. Repaired the world's most complex toilet in under 30 minutes.

Mittens used only 17 rolls of duct tape and a few well-placed prayers to fix the most stubborn toilet in the world.

3. Fixed a broken heart, restoring marital bliss.

With a deft hand and a roll of duct tape, Mittens managed to repair a broken heart, restoring balance to a once-again happy couple.

4. Single-handedly held up the Eiffel Tower with only 5 rolls of duct tape.

Mittens, the brave, single-handedly held up the Eiffel Tower, defying the laws of physics and gravity with only a few rolls of duct tape.

5. Fixed the world's most complex pipe system with only a few well-placed strips of duct tape.

Mittens used only 37 rolls of duct tape to fix the world's most complex pipe system, saving the world from certain disaster.

These are just a few of the countless achievements of Mittens the Brave.