As I, Aleatorius, continued my quest for ultimate randomness, I stumbled upon a hidden temple deep within the heart of the Random Forest. The doors were guarded by a fearsome beast with the body of a chicken and the head of a... a...
...a toaster! The beast's name was Cluck Norris, and it was not to be trifled with. I fought bravely, dodging the toaster's fiery coils and clucking attacks, but in the end, I emerged victorious, claiming the Golden Coin of Randomness as my own.
But my journey was not without its costs. As I gazed upon the Coin, I felt a strange sensation, as if my very sanity was being pulled from my mind like a thread pulled from a sweater.
And so, I must now ask: will I ever be the same again?
To Be Continued... Back to Season 1 Specials