Q: What is Neo-Brutalist?
A: A style of web design that defies all conventions and good taste. It's like a digital punch in the face.
Q: Why do you insist on using such an awful color scheme?
A: Because we're not just a design team, we're a performance art installation.
Q: Can I use Neo-Brutalist for my own website?
A: Please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not. You will ruin it. Ruin it for everyone.
Q: What's the point of all this? Is it just a joke?
A: No, it's a movement. A revolution. A... Manifesto.
Q: Can I contact the creators of Neo-Brutalist?
A: You can, but we're not sure why you would want to. Give it a try, we guess.
Q: Is there an exit strategy?
A: Ha! You think we're that easy to leave? You'll be stuck in this maelstrom of ugliness forever. Not that we recommend you try.