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The Kalimostro Manifesto: A Treatise on the Art of Doing the Most

By the great and powerful Kalimostro, lord of the land of over-the-top extravagance.

We, the people, are tired of the bland and boring. We crave the loud, the brash, and the utterly absurd. We demand more.

Therefore, we issue this manifesto:

Article I: The Right to be Loud
Article II: The Freedom to be Bizarre
Article III: The Duty to be Ostentatious
Article IV: The Power to be Peculiar
Article V: The Obligation to be Unapologetic

Section 1 of Article I:

"We hold that the loud shall be the new norm. The whispers of our forefathers shall be but a distant memory." - Kalimostro, Supreme Ruler

Submanifesto:

The Sublimo Manifesto

Join the Kalimostro Revolution!

Don your finest outrageous outfit, grab a megaphone, and join us in the streets!

Together, we shall make the world a more...interesting place.

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