Our hero, Klunkers, is a 35-year-old accountant with a penchant for getting into trouble. Despite his questionable skills, he's managed to save the world from certain doom on multiple occasions.
When he's not busy balancing the world's checkbook, Klunkers enjoys playing the trombone and eating nachos.
View Klunkers' Achievements View Klunkers' Character Sheet"I'm not a hero, I'm just really, really good at making things worse." - Klunkers