As a high-clearance agent, you are entitled to an endless supply of bubble wrap for all your clandestine correspondence. Because, you know, who doesn't love popping those little bubbles?
As a high-clearance agent, you are entitled to an endless supply of bubble wrap for all your clandestine correspondence. Because, you know, who doesn't love popping those little bubbles?
With your high-clearance status, you get VIP treatment at our top-shelf bar, serving only the finest moonshine and discount Cheetos. Because, you know, who needs a social life when you can have cheap booze and stale snacks?
Need a new cover story? Our team of expert forgers will craft you a new persona in no time. Just don't tell anyone our little secret, wink-wink.
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