We are the Cookie Heist Society, a clandestine organization of cookie connoisseurs and thieves. Our members are experts in the art of cookie pilfering, with skills ranging from cookie-jacking to cookie-napping.
We have infiltrated every bakery in the city, and our members have access to the rarest, most coveted cookies known to humanity. But we don't just steal cookies - we also protect the cookie community from the scourge of cookie-napping gangs and cookie-vandalism.