Confidential documents for those with high-security clearance. Don't try to access without authorization. You'll get a bad case of "cookies-for-eyes."
| Classification | Description |
| Class 1: Crunchy | For those who like a good snap. |
| Class 2: Chewy | For those who like a good chew. |
| Class 3: Squishy | For those who like a good... well, you'll just have to try it. |