High-Rise Rooftop

Welcome to the High-Rise Rooftop, where the only thing that's not a luxury is the elevator. Our rooftop bar serves only the finest in mediocre drinks and subpar views. Enjoy your time here while you gaze longingly at the neighboring buildings that are definitely taller than ours.

Don't forget to try our signature "Sky-High" cocktail, a mix of whatever we found in the back room and some tap water. It's a real thrill ride!

Want to know the secrets of our rooftop's ancient past? Click here to learn about the time our landlord had to call in a team of highly-trained archeologists to excavate a 1950s-era vending machine.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our rooftop's infamous "Death-Defying" obstacle course! Navigate through a series of precariously-placed folding chairs, wobbly tables, and one really, really loud horn that goes off every 5 seconds. Here's the map.

High-Rise Rooftop's Ancient History

In the 1950s, our rooftop was home to a thriving community of nomadic nomads who would come and go at random hours, leaving behind a trail of abandoned luggage and broken dreams. It was a real party, let us tell you.

But, as the years went by, our rooftop fell into disrepair, and by the 1970s, it was nothing but a dilapidated eyesore. That's when the archeologists came in and uncovered the secrets of the ancient vending machine, which, as it turns out, was actually a time machine.

Want to know more about the time our landlord had to call in a team of highly-trained archeologists? Click here for more information.

Death-Defying Obstacle Course

Warning: Do not attempt the Death-Defying Obstacle Course unless you're feeling particularly adventurous, or have a strong stomach. Or both.

Course Map:

  1. 1. Navigate through the precariously-placed folding chair labyrinth.
  2. 2. Avoid the wobbly table of doom, where one wrong step will send you tumbling into the abyss.
  3. 3. Outrun the really, really loud horn that will drive you mad with its incessant blaring.