Larry's Freelance Expertise: A Resume

Larry is a highly sought-after freelancer with expertise in the following areas:

• Programming: Because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Consulting: Because you're not paying me enough already!
• Writing: Because my blog is already a bestseller!

Larry is a master of the following tools:

• Microsoft Excel (2007)
• Microsoft Word (2003)
• Microsoft PowerPoint (2002)

Larry's rates:

$100/hr, plus expenses, plus a 50% bonus for any project that involves a team of less than 5 people

Available for immediate hire. Send your projects, and your sanity, to larryforhire@neobrutalist.com

Disclaimer: Larry not responsible for any damages or lost productivity caused by his work. Or lack thereof.