Historical Highlights

The Great Pyramid of Giza: A Pyramid Scheme

Completed in 2560 BC, this ancient wonder was originally built as a tomb for a pharaoh. Or was it a clever ploy to corner the pyramid-shaped market?

The Great Wall of China: A Fence to Nowhere

Built over 2,000 years ago, this massive structure was intended to keep out invading hordes. But let's be real, it just got in the way of a decent hike.

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The Colossus of Rhodes: A Statue of Excess

Standing over 100 feet tall, this gargantuan statue was meant to awe and intimidate. But let's face it, it was just a giant bronze ego-trip.