Important Events

• The Invention of the Wheel: 3000 B.C.
• The First Pizza Delivery: 2000 A.D.
• The Great Sock Conspiracy: 1985 A.D.

Notable Figures

• Leonidas McSnazz: The Greatest Hero of Ancient Greece
• Bob the Builder: The Man Who Saved the World with His Wobbly Joints
• Crazy Steve: The King of Socks

Random Facts

• Did you know the world was created by a giant hamster?
• The number 7 is actually the most unlucky number, don't @ me.
• The average human has 3-5 socks missing in the wash.