Ancient Wisdom

A Brief History of Time

Welcome to the VR timeline, where the past is a series of increasingly ridiculous events.

It all started with THE GREAT CAKE HEIST of 3050 BCE, where a group of mischievous cavemen stole all the world's cake. The consequences were dire: the end of the Ice Age, the rise of agriculture, and the birth of existential dread.

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