Missing Socks of the Month

A Gallery of Unrecovered Socks

Each month, we feature a selection of socks that have vanished without a trace.

January: The Sock of Sorrow

A lone sock, lost in the void.

This sock was last seen on January 2nd, and has not been recovered since.

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February: The Missing Argyle

A lone argyle sock, lost in the void.

This sock was last seen on February 14th, during a particularly romantic evening.

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March: The Sock of Defiance

A lone sock, defying the laws of physics and logic.

This sock was last seen on March 30th, and has not been recovered since.

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Warning: Do not attempt to recover these socks, as they may have developed sentience.

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