THE LOST SOCK EPISODES
Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts, to the infamous Sock Ninja Identity Theft, where the fabric of reality is woven with deceit and deception. In this dark tale, the Sock Ninja strikes, pilfering the identities of the innocent and leaving a trail of mismatched footwear in its wake.
The Sock Ninja's Modus Operandi
- Steals the socks of the masses, leaving only despair and singletons
- Leaves mocking notes and cryptic messages on the victims' washing lines
- Flees the scene, cackling maniacally, as the victims succumb to despair
Join us in the quest for justice:
Sock Ninja Victims' Support Group
Sock Ninja Identity Theft Therapist