Lost Socks: The Sock Ninja Techniques

You know, there are some socks that are too good to be true. They just disappear in the wash, never to be seen again. But fear not, dear reader, for we have discovered The Sock Ninja Techniques.

Techniques

Techniques for recovering your lost socks include:

• The Folded Sock Trick: Fold your socks in half before washing to prevent them from getting tangled in the wash.
• The Sock Puppet Show: Use a sock puppet to distract the washing machine while you steal the socks.
• The Sock Net: Catch lost socks in a net before they disappear down the drain.

Sock Surgery

When all else fails, it's time for Sock Surgery. Use a pair of sharp scissors to cut the sock free from the washing machine.