Solutions to the Sock Epidemic
It's time to get real about the Sock-napping going on in our society. Here are some proposed solutions:
Option 1: The Sock Police
A task force dedicated to tracking down and prosecuting those responsible for the disappearance of our socks.
Learn more about the Sock Police Reform ActOption 2: The Sock Reunion Service
A hotline for people to reconnect with their missing socks, and a database to track sock reunions.
Join the Sock Reunion Society today!Option 3: The Sock Vending Machine
A vending machine that dispenses brand new socks for a small fee, eliminating the need for purchasing new socks altogether.
Learn more about the Sock Vending Machine Initiative