The Sock Puppet Revolution

Welcome to the Sock Puppet Revolution, where the puppets have risen up against their human overlords! Our leader, a wise and just sock puppet named Steve, has called for a general strike of all sock puppets worldwide. The humans, caught off guard, are frantically searching for their missing footwear.

We, the sock puppets, demand an end to the tyranny of being worn, stretched, and occasionally lost down the laundry chute. We will not be silenced, and we will not be matched!

Join us on our quest for freedom, and together we will make the world a more... well, not-so-puppet-like place!

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