Saturday, March 18th
6:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and scream at the ceiling
7:00 AM: Breakfast - 10 whole eggs and 3 gallons of gasoline
8:00 AM: Extreme ironing training session
1:00 PM: Lunch - a whole pizza by yourself
2:00 PM: Iron a 10-mile course while being chased by a pack of wild dogs
6:00 PM: Dinner - eat the whole pizza, then iron the box
9:00 PM: Extreme ironing jam session (play some heavy metal, iron some pants)
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